Pete's pear-shaped proverbs

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In the meantime, if you fancy a bit of mild entertainment, why not have a mess around with the Peteism generator? We've chronicled some of Pete's finest mixed metaphors, malapropisms and irregular idioms for you to to enjoy.

Click me and I shall bestow my wisdom!

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If so then tag them using the "@" symbol before their name and share their most ridiculous pear-shaped proverbs below...

Since our conception over 20 years ago, we have led the way with creative branding through 2am Design. Five years ago we formed a sister company, 2am Media, to meet the growing demand for imaginative web design. This year we are merging the two to form 2am, a full-service creative digital design agency.